Tips to live by...If you wake up, get up. The day will happen.
Make your feet happy...walk on the beach.
Never fall in love with a bitch...she will eventually try to eat you.
Never fall in love with an asshole...he'll eventually shit on you.
There is something annoying about happy people...lets get out there today and just annoy the hell out of everyone.
A thing of beauty...is a joy forever.
You don't get better at something by NOT doing it.
Some people dream of being happy...and some people just get out there and make it happen.
And if you need to get out of a foul mood here are some of my favorite videos to snap you out of it...
He was injured...injured bad.
Weasel on the town
You probably can't watch these videos at work.
